Funny Quotes that have Nothing to do with Negotiation

While this has nothing to do with negotiation, it was too funny to pass up.  So, reprinted here from the unknown author I give you…….


1. Chicago Cubs outfielder  Andre Dawson on  being a role model: “I wan’
all dem  kids to do what I do, to  look up to me. I wan’ all the  kids to copulate me.”

2.  New Orleans Saint RB  George Rogers when asked about the  upcoming
season: “I  want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,  whichever comes first”

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ‘Skin’s say: “I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,” Matt Millen of the Raiders said: “To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.”

4. Torrin  Polk, University of Houston  receiver, on his coach,  John
Jenkins: “He treats us like men..  He lets us wear  earrings..”

5. Football commentator and  former  player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in
football should  be  called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

6. Senior basketball player at  the  University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate  on time, no  matter how long it takes.” (Now that is beautiful.)

7.  Bill Peterson, a Florida State  football coach: “You guys line  up
alphabetically by  height.” And, “You guys pair up in groups  of three,
and then line up in a circle.”

8. Boxing   promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: “Why would
anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to  prison  for three years, not Princeton .”

9. Stu Grimson,  Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he  keeps
a color  photo of himself above his locker:  “That’s so when I forget how
to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”

10.  Lou Duva, veteran  boxing trainer, on the Spartan training  regime
of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets up  at  six o’clock in
the morning, regardless of what time it is.”

11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State  basketball  player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why  he appeared nervous  at practice: “My sister’s expecting  a baby, and I don’t know if  I’m going to be an uncle or  an aunt.”

12. Frank Layden , Utah  Jazz president,  on a former player: “I told him, ‘Son, what is  it with  you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.'”

13. Shelby  Metcalf,  basketball coach at Texas A &M, recounting  what he told a  player who received four F’s and one D:  “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on  one subject.”

14.  In the words of NC State great  Charles Shackelford ” I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious..”

15. Amarillo  High School and Oiler  coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob
Costas why he  takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
“Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.”

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